shrek

One day I was walking down the street and saw that I had ended up at a gate that I have never seen before it said do not take the risk! and had a picture on it it looked like a o gar. I turned around and went back home after we had dinner at 8.00 and when it was 9.30 i went to bed then when I closed my door behind me I quickly got my torch, my shot gun, some water, some food, and a liter. then i put it under my bed and waited for my mum and dad went to bed I waited till they went to bed at 12.35 in the morning so i climbed out of bed and quietly jumped out of my window and then I landed on some think. When I jumped up I said i do watch out I do Karate then he said wait I your friend David OK i said well what are you doing here I said same as you he said ok then lets go I said when we got there I told him to get his grass cutter and cut the chain then it took 35 minuets to cut the chain then we slowly crawled inside and then i turned on the torch and looked every where then i sudently i saw a ripped gate i slowly walked to it i told David to come here we looked for any o gars their weren't any then we heard the gate close aaaahhh i heard that was David where are you i said. he didn't answer i ran to the gate some think grabbed me by the back aaaahhhhhhh he said hello i said who are you?i asked he said Shrek then i fainted and when i woke up i was at my house in bed then i thought it was all a dream.